Dennis can stay in Germany too!

This morning I finally picked up my Visa, or Aufenthaltserlaubnis. Of course, you must bring with you a certain sense of humor when working with the Germans.

Clerk: Come in.
Dennis: I think that maybe someone is already helping me…(a woman from the other room had already taken my paper).
Clerk: If you want the paper giving you permission to be in Germany, follow me. Of course, you are free to wait outside my door if you prefer.